Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.

Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai

Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai

Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai

Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! ?